Setting: The Cullen residence…everyone is sitting around being bored.  Edward and Bella are sitting at the piano playing music.  Then suddenly there is a knock on the door.

KNOCK KNOCK

Edward: Now who could that be?
(he gets up and opens the door everybody is staring.)

Weird Dude: You sir are the lucky winner of one million dollars!

Edward: So whats the  gimmick?

Dude From Publisher Clearing House: Well sir there isn’t any gimmick…u and ur family are just the lucky winners!

Edward: We don’t want any.

DFPCH: Well y not…u happen to be hurting my ego here!

Edward: Well it might have to do with the fact that we are already the richest sons of B****ES in this here town of Forks and we don’t need anymore money! GO SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!

DFPCH: But…but…but…but…ur mean! Let’s go *sniffle sniffle*
(the people from publishers clearing house and go to the black‘s house in la push)

Bella: What the FU-dge was that all about Eddie-weddie?

Edward: It was just nothing Bella-wella…its just those stupid people who solicit always bother me.

Bella: Its ohkay hunny…I have a way to make u forget all about them.
(Edward and Bella smile at each other and start kissing)

Emmett: GET-A-ROOM!
(Edward throws a random object at him and then leaves with Bella)

Emmett: Sheesh!  Im not the one who starts making out in front of the who fami…oh wait yeah I do!

Jasper: (snickers)

Emmett: Shut UP!

                                             i EL FIN !