Edward and Bella are sitting in the living room of the Cullen residence watching t.v.

Edward: I'm bored what do u want to do?
Bella: I don't care...wanna make out?
Edward: Okay but don't get too carried away...again.
Bella: hmmph, whatever.

Just as they start kissing the doorbell rings. Edward gets up and answers it.

Edward: Hello who ar-...
Kid from the Sixth Sense: I see dead people!
Edward: Well duh, we do happen to be vampires here...that means we are kinda dead. DOI!
Kid from the Sixth Sense: Oh, yeah I forgot about that sorry. :^(
Edward: Eh, its alright.

He walks back to the couch where Bella's waiting patiently...sorta. And sits back down.

Bella: Who was that?
Edward: Oh it was just that weird kid from the sixth sense dont worry about it. So where were we?
Bella: .........
Edward: Oh, right now i remember
he leans in to kiss Bella when she pulls back and points at the stairs.
Edward: What Bella? What are u pointing at?
Bella: Over there! Who's that woman?
Edward: Huh! What?! What woman?
Bella: That one!
Edward turns around to see a blonde woman. He reads her mind and finds out her name is Allison Dubious.
Edward: What do u want Allison Dubious?
Allison: Ho-how did u know my name? Oh right duh. U are dead and speaking to me from beyond the grave, right?
Edward: What! NO! No i'm not i am not a ghost speaking to u from beyond the grave!
Allison: Whatever you are just in denial! Thats why i'm here i'm here to help you rest in peace and figure out what happened to you/
Edward: I know what happened to me and i'm not a ghost!
Bella: He's really not a ghost if he was i wouldn't be able to do this.
Bella starts making out with Edward and Allison stares in shock at the sight
Allison: So you both are dead and i'm here to figure both mysteries out right?
Edward: (whispers to Bella) God she is sooooo annoying what should we do?
Bella: ­(whispers back) Idk but she is really getting on my nerves.
Edward: I know what to do!
Edward quickly approaches Allison Dubious and snaps her neck
Edward: There we go!
Bella: Thanx! So want to make-out some more?
Edward: Sure...whatever.

They start making out and all is well...they were never bothered by those two again.

                                              THE END!!!